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Le champ des possibles - netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20044 2009-10-23T20:16:01+00:00 netfanfan en 10 jours, la Défense a accouché d'un souriceau?
Trois grandes tours (ou presque) et puis s'en vont...

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Le champ des possibles - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20040 2009-10-23T19:03:47+00:00 Filou Exclusif !
Morin prend la tête de l'EPAD !
N'est-il pas le ministre de la Défense ?
:-)

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Le champ des possibles - Jean http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20034 2009-10-23T08:11:30+00:00 Jean Ok
Je renonce à l'EPAD mais qui vous dit que vous ne me verrez pas bientôt prendre la tête de l'EPADSA ?

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Le champ des possibles - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20033 2009-10-23T08:00:19+00:00 Filou Bon, on a assisté en direct au 20h de France 2 au "saoul sacrifils".
Ok, jean ne brigue plus la présidence de l'EPAD mais il va quand même être élu administrateur.
Pourrait-il être élu contre son gré ?
:-)
En tout cas, l'affaire aura permis à ceux qui ne le connaissaient pas encore, de voir sa binette.
Bon pour la com, ça ...
A 23 ans, il tire toutes les couv' à lui :
www.revue2presse.fr/rubri...
et il a déjà une page Wikipedia grosse comme ça :
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jea...

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Le champ des possibles - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20032 2009-10-22T20:20:33+00:00 filou Pilote de machine arrière toute !
info.france2.fr/france/Je...

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Le champ des possibles - netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20028 2009-10-21T20:33:17+00:00 netfanfan pilote de charter?... pilote de charter?

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Le champ des possibles - netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20027 2009-10-21T20:31:13+00:00 netfanfan ...Conseiller territorial?... ...Conseiller territorial?

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Le champ des possibles - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20024 2009-10-21T08:38:50+00:00 Filou Bon, ce n'est pas le tout de se pencher sur l'avenir de Jean : il faut trouver un job à Louis.
A 12 ans d'âge, à quelles fonctions pourrait-il prétendre en dehors de chef de classe ?

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Le champ des possibles - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20021 2009-10-20T10:13:30+00:00 filou Bien vu FanFan.
A la Défense, il y a plein de tours d'ivoire d'où l'on regarde avec envie le Grand Paris ...

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Le champ des possibles - netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20017 2009-10-18T20:20:09+00:00 netfanfan La Défense, futur cimetière de l'éléphanteau?

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Le champ des possibles - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20011 2009-10-15T15:35:55+00:00 filou De l'IPOD à l'EPAD ...
Je vois qu'à Tokyo on suit ça de près, Nicolas :-)
La presse en parle là-bas ?

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Le champ des possibles - Nicolas Raoul http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20010 2009-10-15T15:26:31+00:00 Nicolas Raoul Il a mal entendu, son fils voulait un IPOD... on a l'oreille plus dure quand on s'appelle Sarkozy ?... Il a mal entendu, son fils voulait un IPOD... on a l'oreille plus dure quand on s'appelle Sarkozy ?

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Le champ des possibles - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20009 2009-10-15T09:24:44+00:00 filou Jeu de mot capillo-tracté du Canard Enchainé :
La chanson préférée de l'Elysée : "L'Epad, l'Epad, oui mais des Sarkozy !"
Avec le "rejeton de présence" au conseil d'administration.
L'article concernant la mobilisation de l'Elysée pour la conquête de l'Epad est très instructive.
De quoi couper les pâtes aux vrais Jean ...

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Le champ des possibles - Donald http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20007 2009-10-13T08:58:05+00:00 Donald C'est dingo ce qui se passe à Puteaux !

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Le champ des possibles - Son of the ... http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20006 2009-10-13T08:37:17+00:00 Son of the ... Au delà de Sarkozy junior, c'est la politique du "fils (fille) de" qu'il faut dénoncer.
Une caste qui s'autoentretient ...

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Le champ des possibles - Homme de la rue http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20004 2009-10-13T08:04:27+00:00 Homme de la rue Le fabuleux destin du poulain vu par les pays lointains : www.rue89.com/2009/10/12/...... Le fabuleux destin du poulain vu par les pays lointains :
www.rue89.com/2009/10/12/...

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Le champ des possibles - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20003 2009-10-13T07:44:01+00:00 filou En fait, il faut être éléphant pour bien gérer la Défense...
J'ai dit !
:-)

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Le champ des possibles - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20002 2009-10-13T07:42:21+00:00 filou Belle épopée que cette guerre des clans, FanFan !
"Moi, mon papa, il est président !"
www.revue2presse.fr/home....

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Le champ des possibles - netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20001 2009-10-12T22:20:48+00:00 netfanfan Que Diantre, Jean s'établit en publc et aménage sa Défense, tel Louis XIV qui prit le pouvoir à 23 ans, il fait fi du Mazadjian, atteint par la limite d'âge. Ainsi le Dauphin Jean ne sera pas sans terre, mais gare car au loin surgira le valeureux Robin, prêt à tout pour la belle Marianne et pour la gloire du coeur de lion.

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Le champ des possibles - faunem http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c20000 2009-10-12T17:27:03+00:00 faunem et pan dans les partis! ça casse!

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Le champ des possibles - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c19999 2009-10-12T12:44:43+00:00 filou On pourrait aussi appeler le parti des bleus, "La Française des Je". Ceci-dit, les autres partis aussi ...

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Le champ des possibles - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c19998 2009-10-12T12:42:25+00:00 filou Bonne remarque Faunem !
Il est vrai que PMU dans le désordre ça fait UMP.
Le parti où 100% des gagnants ont tenté leur chance !

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Le champ des possibles - faunem http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c19997 2009-10-12T12:08:59+00:00 faunem dans le désordre au pmu, ça donne:
une reprochable irrépublique

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Le champ des possibles - 92 for ever http://www.amusoire.net/?2009/10/12/757-#c19996 2009-10-12T10:57:26+00:00 92 for ever Moi, ces Hauts-de-Seine me donne des Hauts-le-coeur !... Moi, ces Hauts-de-Seine me donne des Hauts-le-coeur !

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