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Une saillie de rave - PIM http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c331 2005-05-08T15:46:37+00:00 PIM Eh!!! Charles attends!!!me voilà donc promue médecin és imposture??? Je ne te savais pas si crédule mon cher hêtre!

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Une saillie de rave - michel http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c325 2005-05-08T04:47:52+00:00 michel je ne comprends rien à votre histoire d'O, fil à la terre ou patate fil!!!
Sanguisorbe, mon commentaire est que pim n'est pas une pimprenelle comme toi, mais une perle pim pim!
bon mais comme tu insistes, c'n'est pas Faux, il faut du zeph' pour la porter, je voudrais Verzy voir pour poser pim parée là!
déjà dit ailleurs: ''un seul hêtre vous manque...''

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Une saillie de rave - Sanguisorbe http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c322 2005-05-07T13:45:05+00:00 Sanguisorbe La Pim se pose là où le vent veut bien la porter (Michel!! pas de commentaires à nouveau!!)et effectivement, elle s'est plu à venir de temps en temps
( et par tous les temps) se perdre dans ces Faux tortueux et si étranges... comme s'ils comprennaient ses états d'âme du moment. Mais la pimprenelle de l'époque n'y a jamais pris racines...

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Une saillie de rave - Pomme http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c320 2005-05-07T13:08:42+00:00 Pomme Pour Filou ! :
JGJGJGJGJ
OOOOOOOOO
SUSUSUSUS
ELELELELE
PEPEPEPEP
HTHTHTHTH

Le rendu n'est pas terrible, mais entouré d'O quand même !

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Une saillie de rave - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c319 2005-05-06T21:44:43+00:00 Filou C'est bizarre, parfois la zone commentaire ne convertit pas automatiquement les url

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Une saillie de rave - Pomme http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c318 2005-05-06T18:28:41+00:00 Pomme Ce phare n'est même pas la folie d'un marin en mal de mer, non. Il était cependant entouré d'O, enserré par les lettres répétitives du nom de Joseph Goulet (Famille Goulet-Turpin).Même pas une histoire d'O non plus...et la déferlante s'achève totalement, quand on sait qu'il n'était qu'en fait un banal objet publicitaire échoué dans le roulis des plus beaux coteaux Champenois.Une mer qui a cependant de quoi sabrer le plus éclairé des navigateurs !

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Une saillie de rave - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c317 2005-05-06T13:12:54+00:00 Filou

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Une saillie de rave - Pacherenc http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c316 2005-05-06T12:08:00+00:00 Pacherenc Je vais parler de ces 3P à la BBC

Bill Vic

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Une saillie de rave - Pomme http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c315 2005-05-06T11:23:39+00:00 Pomme Ma sauterelle béarnaise se plait également à venir sautiller dans les vignes...de Champagne, quand le temps qui court à perdre haleine rend possible la collision. Point de chou ici, et encore moins de banane, seulement quelques petits grapillages, et un doux mélange de cultures ! Mais du Jurançon au Champagne, ce n'est qu'une histoire de nectar ! Sinon, une vigne reste une vigne !

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Une saillie de rave - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c312 2005-05-06T08:54:36+00:00 Filou Marrant toutes ces ds qui se concentrent ici ...
Une tite question pour élargir ma culture : La PIM se baladerait-elle aussi dans les vignes ?

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Une saillie de rave - PIM http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c307 2005-05-06T05:16:47+00:00 PIM PIM...de l'occitan pimparella: sauterelle, dévoreuse de feuilles, mais assurément pas de choux!! ;-)se plait à sautiller sur les plate-bandes des autres avec ses grandes pattes et un régime sourire banane!!!
La râveuse de service:-)

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Une saillie de rave - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c304 2005-05-05T16:50:58+00:00 Filou C'est le coin garçon ici !
Même si tu es chou-choutée, tu vas te faire envoyer dans les roses !
Mais non, je plaisante, on veut bien que tu marches sur nos plate-bandes...
Ca fera les choux gras de certains ...
:-))

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Une saillie de rave - PIM http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c303 2005-05-05T16:24:11+00:00 PIM S'oublier, ou se retrouver... l'essentiel n'est il pas d'être tout simplement?... mais pas dans les choux!! (quoiqu'un chou pommé...!!;-)!!)
signé: la chou- choutée!!

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Une saillie de rave - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c294 2005-05-04T08:02:51+00:00 Filou A quoi ça sert d'aspirer dans tous les coins puisque tout retombe à la fin ?
Excusez ces propos empreints de gravité. Heureusement qu'il reste les raves pour s'oublier dans les sonorités.

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Une saillie de rave - michel http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c291 2005-05-03T23:24:49+00:00 michel ça j'aspire moi, y'en a de la poussière, de rêves ou de raves, mes choux! j'ai même dû acheter un aspirateur tout beau tout neuf aujourd'hui! c'est dire!

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Une saillie de rave - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c289 2005-05-03T21:51:32+00:00 Filou ...poussière nous étions, poussière nous serons, point de suspension ...juste une ascension au pays des rêves ...comme nous tous y aspirons ...<br>
Sinon le pissenlit est bon pour la santé, dit-on.

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Une saillie de rave - Pomme http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c287 2005-05-03T20:39:03+00:00 Pomme Toujours est-il que depuis,les chenilles ont pris racine à l'opposé des raveurs, dont cependant deux d'entre eux mangent maintenant les pissenlits par la racine...Poussière tu étais...

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Une saillie de rave - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c283 2005-05-03T11:29:55+00:00 Filou Ces propos souterrains m'atterrent. L'herbe profonde permettrait-elle de retrouver des racines ?... Ces propos souterrains m'atterrent. L'herbe profonde permettrait-elle de retrouver des racines ?

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Une saillie de rave - PIM http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c282 2005-05-02T23:58:00+00:00 PIM Tout est une histoire d'appréciation... la racine de ne fait pas le navet, tout comme la rave ne fait pas le céleri!

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Une saillie de rave - michel http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c281 2005-05-02T22:55:33+00:00 michel je croyais qu'on voyait des éléphants roses plutôt que des chenilles vertes dans ce genre de champs d'herbe!?

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Une saillie de rave - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c280 2005-05-02T20:24:20+00:00 Filou Vive les tambours !

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Une saillie de rave - Pam http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/05/02/69-#c279 2005-05-02T12:15:10+00:00 Pam et quand les raveurs fumeurs d'herbe processionnent leurs voitures broutent...... et quand les raveurs fumeurs d'herbe processionnent
leurs voitures broutent...

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