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- michel http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c212 2005-04-23T19:27:39+00:00 michel je suis maintenant désorienté devant un tel compliment, Marie!!! (c'est qui cette dircom?)

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- Marie http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c210 2005-04-23T15:41:23+00:00 Marie

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c209 2005-04-23T15:37:37+00:00 Filou "Semper virens" : "toujours vert" en latin. Désigne des plantes qui restent vertes toute l'année

Exemple : "Mon Olivier est semper virens"

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- michel http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c202 2005-04-23T14:18:21+00:00 michel tu peux prendre ma vessie pour une lanterne et l'éclairer concernant ton Virens!?

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c197 2005-04-23T12:38:02+00:00 Filou - michel http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c195 2005-04-23T11:45:40+00:00 michel Pau: la verte galante?
pas contre prendre le risque d'être gavé, faunesse en devenir! :-)

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c193 2005-04-23T09:44:14+00:00 Filou Je me suis pas mal intéressé à la ville de Pau et je me demande comment pourrait-on caractériser la ville en deux mots (en dehors du slogan "la vie rêvée des villes") ?

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- PIM http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c190 2005-04-23T00:06:07+00:00 PIM Oui! Profitez messieurs, profitez...mais prenez garde à la noyade, à fréquenter ces différents et impétueux cours d'eaux, vous finirez peut être Gavé ou Adouré (à moins que cela ne soit déjà fait!), mais certainement pas bayonné...parole de faunesse en devenir!;-)

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c137 2005-04-18T09:17:03+00:00 Filou Ce gave a un débit impressionnant, n'est-il pas ?
On a du mal à suivre le cours impétueux de cet Adour, sauf à s'y plonger corps et âme, comme en amour...<br>
Profitez, profitez odébité du verbe car en fin de course vous finirez bayonné et dilué dans les immensités...

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- michel http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c136 2005-04-17T23:47:53+00:00 michel ne réfléchis pas trop quand-même, Claudius...
5 faunes nient (tout) pour un oui des Messalines!? je veux bien le croire!
d'un palois gavé

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- Claudius http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c135 2005-04-17T22:52:36+00:00 Claudius Un fils du Vert Galant... une sole aux notes épicées avec des piments de zoizeaux... un filou qui parle de Saint Vaut Rien... Alors c'est donc vrai... Messaline est partout et en tout ? Elle est symphonie pour un oui ?... à moins que non ?... Faut que je retourne y réfléchir...

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c134 2005-04-17T20:49:29+00:00 Filou J'ai rétrouvé Messaline dans les Marais salants et j'ai humé sa fleur de sel sous le vent <p>

A Metz, un des messieurs admira belle à Saint Symphorien et atteint le ciel en goûtant le fruit assassin <p>

A Pau, ville où l'on se gave, on manie plutôt le grain à traversin mais ça tu le sais mieux que nous, coquin ...<p>

Quant à la sole Messaline, elle te plairait, palois, car elle est cultivée et met du piment mais méfie-toi car la sole ment ...

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- michel http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c133 2005-04-17T19:37:06+00:00 michel donc une messine peut dire aux messieurs: ronds sont mes seins? à voir!
et à Pau, qu'est-ce qu'on dit ou fait, au fait?
pour Claudius, j'ai retrouvé, entre messes et salines vendéennes, une messaline en sole (non mineure):
www.linternaute.com/femme...

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- Claudius http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/04/17/47-#c130 2005-04-17T18:47:33+00:00 Claudius Nous voilà informés sur les Messines...
Mais Amusoire... génie du miroir...où sont donc les Messalines ?

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