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Information flamboyante - Lescarmouche http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17925 2008-02-26T18:56:50+00:00 Lescarmouche
Avec ces étincelles fermières, le prez fait litière de sa fonction de président.
Gare au feu de paille !

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Information flamboyante - Ellie http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17921 2008-02-25T12:41:28+00:00 Ellie Surtout si elle contient des photos hot...


Captcha anti-spam :
que donne trois fois seize ? (chiffres)
Balèze... surtout qu'hier, j'ai perdu trois fois au scrabble... si si ... mon cerveau fond... efjkqechqdnlmxjglbgmngmblgmmbb

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Information flamboyante - papagena http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17902 2008-02-17T22:31:51+00:00 papagena Le belâtre aux rayban ne fera pas long feu, le mâle ardant sur braises rougies, la câme de sa dame, partira en volutes... Ses cendres feront les gros tirages du prochain mois...

...si pâle et démuni en mars prochain!

Cendrillon et le grillon du foyer

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Information flamboyante - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17901 2008-02-17T18:56:58+00:00 filou Les meilleures, si elles sont courtes ...... Les meilleures, si elles sont courtes ...

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Information flamboyante - Almaterra http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17898 2008-02-17T07:44:05+00:00 Almaterra Vous êtes jeune, vous êtes beau et, en plus, vous savez écrire des chansons flash rigolotes ?

Rien ne vous empêche, donc, de participer au concours "Les plus courtes sont les meilleurs" en collaboration avec François Corbier !

almaterra.over-blog.com/a...

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Information flamboyante - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17896 2008-02-16T17:07:41+00:00 filou En effet, quand Nicolas déclare sa flamme, l'ensemble des couvertures se rembrunit ...

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Information flamboyante - Closaire http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17894 2008-02-16T16:43:26+00:00 Closaire C'est la presse pipole qui a les plus gros tirages.
Il faut dire qu'elle attise toutes les bêtises ...

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Information flamboyante - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17892 2008-02-16T16:27:51+00:00 filou Tu parles des papiers réalisés sur la banlieue qui a plus tard flambé, FM ?

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Information flamboyante - Frenchmat http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17891 2008-02-16T14:19:27+00:00 Frenchmat Rien ne vaut le papier journal pour démarrer un feu !
Tison ou teaser, ça chauffe dans les inserts... publicitaires :)

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Information flamboyante - Toni http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/02/16/456-#c17890 2008-02-16T12:58:06+00:00 Toni
l´Effet´Yau de Poêle ? :)

truand

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