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Trouver le bon indic - Rose Ligne http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c18199 2008-04-04T08:43:30+00:00 Rose Ligne Et si on boycotte les JO, que va-t-on faire de Bachelot qui devait être évaluée sur le nombre de médailles récoltées ?
Je sais, j'enfonce Laporte ouverte ...

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Trouver le bon indic - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17779 2008-01-31T09:51:58+00:00 filou Pour l'immobilier, rien ne vaut l'indicateur (Xavier) Bertrand... Pour l'immobilier, rien ne vaut l'indicateur (Xavier) Bertrand

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Trouver le bon indic - Opinion ouais http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17759 2008-01-28T17:39:13+00:00 Opinion ouais Et si Nicolas était évalué en fonction du taux de satisfaction que l'opinion lui accorde ?

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Trouver le bon indic - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17739 2008-01-18T09:17:26+00:00 filou Un indicateur pour Boutin : le nombre de maison à 15 euros par jour, qu'elle aura réussi à vendre. Si elle est aussi bonne VRP que Borloo pour celle à 100 000 euros, elle est mal "barrée" ...

On peut légitimement s'interroger sur la pertinence de ce plan logement qui va encore favoriser l'étalement urbain.

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Trouver le bon indic - Watson http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17691 2008-01-11T19:18:26+00:00 Watson Mars est loin de livrer tous ses secrets. Je ne parle pas de la planète mais de l'organisme choisi par le gouvernement pour évaluer son action.
Serait-il même hors-la-loi ?
tempsreel.nouvelobs.com/a...

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Trouver le bon indic - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17666 2008-01-08T07:22:03+00:00 filou Ben non, finalement Hortefeux* n'a pas atteint l'objectif de 25.000 "éloignements" d'étrangers en situation irrégulière qui lui avait été assigné pour 2007.
Va-t-il pour autant être expulsé du gouvernement ?

* En anglais, limoger se dit "to fire"

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Trouver le bon indic - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17662 2008-01-07T12:11:16+00:00 filou Mars va bien au gouvernement, je trouve.
Manque un peu de Vénus dans cette constellation.
Heureusement qu'il y a la (durable) NKM :-)
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nat...

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Trouver le bon indic - Ellie http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17661 2008-01-06T20:58:53+00:00 Ellie Mauribond... pour al quaïda. J'aime bien.




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que donne dix-neuf moins deux ? (chiffres)
encore ?

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Trouver le bon indic - Ellie http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17656 2008-01-05T16:04:18+00:00 Ellie Slogan pour le prochain remaniement : un mars, et ça repart ...



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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh, voilàààààààà ! ça c'est à ma portée.

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Trouver le bon indic - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17655 2008-01-04T22:17:26+00:00 filou Ca ne marchera jamais, Canicule. Il est media-dépendant ...

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Trouver le bon indic - canicule http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17653 2008-01-04T21:57:29+00:00 canicule pour le président, je propose qu'on l'évalue aux nombres de jours de non-apparitions dans le JT de TF1 pendant les 5 ans de son mandat !

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Trouver le bon indic - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17651 2008-01-04T19:58:06+00:00 filou Pour Boorlo et son ministère de l'écologie on pourrait évaluer son action au nombre de degré gagné ou perdu, à la diminution du trou dans sa couche, ou encore au nombre d'ours blancs sauvé.
A mon avis, il va prendre une belle décalottée ...
:-)
En ce qui concerne le logement on pourrait évaluer ses résultats au nombre de "Borloo anciens" souscrits par de jeunes locataires ...

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Trouver le bon indic - netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17648 2008-01-04T19:41:15+00:00 netfanfan La France, une entreprise? les ministres? des cadres dirigeants? tout un programme!

Avec la peopolitisation vient la dépolitisation...au faîte ou à la cime, c'est selon, à propos de pôles, Boorlo, on va lui demander de recalotter la calotte?

A l'heure de la globalisation, incitons les ministres à mettre en cause leur camarades internationaux pour expliquer pourquoi ils n'atteignent pas leurs objectifs: le pétrole à 100 dollars le baril ça doit bien pouvoir leur donner des arguments!


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Trouver le bon indic - B. Koch http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17647 2008-01-04T16:13:38+00:00 B. Koch Allez chercher des gens de la planète Mars (alias Boston Consulting Group), fallait oser ...
Jamais je n'aurais pensé que les fonctionnaires puissent être ainsi piqués au BCG. Leurs univers sont si différents. Gageons que nos ministres sortiront vaccinés de ces figures imposées ...:-)

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Trouver le bon indic - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17646 2008-01-04T16:02:38+00:00 filou Tu vois Roselyne, ministre de la Jeunesse et des sports en train de courir, toi ?
Pourtant, elle devrait si elle ne veut pas être mise à Laporte. (je sais, c'est un peu gond ...:-).
Ayé, le jeu sur l'élaboration d'indicateurs loufoques par ministère est ouvert.
Qui commence ?

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Trouver le bon indic - Frenchmat http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17645 2008-01-04T15:46:37+00:00 Frenchmat Ben, ils ne font pas tous du jogging ?
Le critère est tout trouvé. Hop, un chronomètre et c'est parti !!

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Trouver le bon indic - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/04/427-#c17644 2008-01-04T11:52:30+00:00 filou Billet intéressant sur le sujet :
bernardg.blogspot.com/200...

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