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- filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/03/426-#c17732 2008-01-17T13:50:10+00:00 filou A propos de la brève du 22/12 et de l'"affaire Bolufer".
Panafieu qui se présente à Paris admet ce matin sur France-Inter que la population n'accepte plus de tels privilèges et que les politiques doivent s'adapter (!).
Nous sommes bien loin de la notion d'exemplarité ...

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- filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/03/426-#c17679 2008-01-09T23:45:54+00:00 filou Mais si c'est gelé, comment peut-on faire un tête aqueux ?

Filou
pré-salé

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- netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/03/426-#c17678 2008-01-09T23:08:48+00:00 netfanfan ...seul le salage le préservera du tête à queue!

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- filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/03/426-#c17660 2008-01-06T17:01:38+00:00 filou Alors il ne vaut pas un (pneu) clou ...... Alors il ne vaut pas un (pneu) clou ...

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- netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/03/426-#c17659 2008-01-06T00:46:47+00:00 netfanfan ...surtout s'il se déchaîne!

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- filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/03/426-#c17641 2008-01-04T05:45:53+00:00 filou A force de faire du vers glas, l'Amusoire qui frima, dérape parfois ...

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- netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/03/426-#c17640 2008-01-03T23:26:39+00:00 netfanfan Oui parce que Poutine, Sarko, Khadafi, les Farc même et surtout en 2008 ça glacerait plutôt le sang! demandez à Kasparov, aux infirmières bulgares, à Ingrid...et franchement c'est pas miss France qui va nous réchauffer!

Allez bonne année quand même aux amusés fumeurs ou non! et attention au verre glas :-)


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- Philippe http://www.amusoire.net/?2008/01/03/426-#c17639 2008-01-03T22:31:49+00:00 Philippe Réchauffer l'atmosphère, il y en avait bien besoin ce matin ;-)

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