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Les turbulences de la Madone - pinck http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15926 2006-09-18T01:05:00+00:00 pinck
Version actualisée..."just stringing in the rain"...qu´elle chante, elle... la Madona orbitale..sans cordes au c(l)ou ex-clamative :)

voyante vocale aveugle :) ...

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Les turbulences de la Madone - faunem http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15925 2006-09-17T22:54:03+00:00 faunem on en perd le fil d'Ariane avec cette histoire de string de Madonna ou de ses cordes vocales! d'un voyeur ou jeteur d'orbite au-cul-air... on en perd le fil d'Ariane avec cette histoire de string de Madonna ou de ses cordes vocales!
d'un voyeur ou jeteur d'orbite au-cul-air

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Les turbulences de la Madone - broderie http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15906 2006-09-16T02:20:14+00:00 broderie
à ce que je vois..de point en point...celui d´interrogation a perdu sa cote... concave ou convexe ? ou S le point d´exclamation ? :)

géomètre sans expertise...

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Les turbulences de la Madone - FanFanclub http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15905 2006-09-15T21:39:32+00:00 FanFanclub Ainsi, Mon Fifi, c'est toi qui l'avais attrappée...alors je dois t'expliquer la différence entre le très coté et le brodé...enfin on en n'est pas à une ficelle de string près... Rapidement: point de croix, de tige, de noeud (et oui!) c'est brodé, point de mousse, de jersey, de riz c'est très coté... La madonne nous mène à la Bergère sans son petit Ramoneur mais suivie de près par son Pingouin...C'est pas coton ce "dernier rempart intime" et pour ne pas tomber dans le bateau, élevons nous cher frère et allons en choeur, croiser vers ces saints vêtus par le grand Jacques... voeux-tu? "...et un point à l'envers et un point à l'endroit, un point pour Saint Germain un point pour Saint Thomas" (je crois) ...ou vice versa...

Fan patronnesse

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Les turbulences de la Madone - filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15876 2006-09-15T08:54:37+00:00 filou J'aime bien la bête de cène tout en suaire, clou du spectacle ...
Sans te chiffonner,FanFanClub, tu crois vraiment que son "dernier rempart intime" est fait au, très coté, point de croix ?

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Les turbulences de la Madone - netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15850 2006-09-15T06:52:09+00:00 netfanfan Couronne d'épines en tête, la madone qui ne fait pas dans la dentelle de sa petite culotte, se produit en croix. Elle trémousse aux barbes orthodoxes et muftis une âme rebelle et pas débile. D'ailleurs que celui qui est sans péché jette le premier la pierre sur elle! Qu'on abhorre ou qu'on adore, 50000 moscovites ont pu voir, et il faut la voir pour le croire, une vraie bête de cène. Le clou du spectacle? sans doute à la toute fin de sa passion factice, la dame tout en suaire...et sans voile. Est ce qu’elle chantait en araméen ?

Mel

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Les turbulences de la Madone - myahoo http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15833 2006-09-15T02:32:14+00:00 myahoo Mouais, vade retro au dodo, parce que cette Madonna (meilleure que celle qui a Madonné-Lafoi, quand même) a quand même l'air d'approcher la période du corps à l'expression endormissante.

Douma sera un autre joug.

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Les turbulences de la Madone - Pim http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15820 2006-09-14T20:49:39+00:00 Pim Là! Hisse là Bonita! Aller plus haut!!

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Les turbulences de la Madone - gnomon http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15810 2006-09-14T17:18:45+00:00 gnomon heu..non..c´est l´écrou qui a raté la vis de 30cm ou vice-versa :). En tout cas il faut demander aux cosmo(s)-nautes qui devaient installer qqch dans la station spatiale et la maladresse-apensanteur les a fait perdre la boule :) La promenade a duré plus de temps que prévu...il y a qqch qui flotte dans l´espace...filant sans direction...c´est peut-être la faute à Madonne... à Lacroix :)

Rolling Stones en chute libre :)

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Les turbulences de la Madone - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15809 2006-09-14T16:15:38+00:00 Filou Heu ...Gnomon, tu peux expliciter ? Tu perds les boulons ? :-)...

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Les turbulences de la Madone - gnomon http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/09/14/258-#c15808 2006-09-14T15:27:10+00:00 gnomon
La Lourdeur du vis perdu dans l´espace (hier) peut provoquer une grave collision de surcroît :)entre ces turbo-lances ...

apesanteur supplémentaire...

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