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Gens d'armes du midi - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c19433 2009-03-20T17:19:08+00:00 Filou Il parait qu'il y a même des gendarmes à Paris...si, si ... On les rencontre dans la rue du Cherche-midi :-)
Moi, cette année, je les trouve fort (Alliot) marris. Alors que d'habitude le gendarme rit et avec son sourire désarmant fait tomber les défenses, aujourd'hui, tourné vers l'intérieur, il est moins rieur :-)

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Gens d'armes du midi - http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c19432 2009-03-20T08:43:36+00:00 oh ... toi aussi tu les as surpris ... cette année sont ils vigoureux ?

Heureuse de voir que je ne suis pas le seul esprit déviant du net ;o)

Bonne journée

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Gens d'armes du midi - netfanfan http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c2027 2006-04-09T21:14:27+00:00 netfanfan ... dans la rubrique dame je suggère "l'amante religieuse", la belle veuve noire, la fine mouche, la punaise bien sûr, la grande sauterelle, la fourmi laborieuse, la cigale enchanteuse, la guêpe... avec ou sans taille (hum, hum) mais toujours avec dard. Nous pourrions aussi déblaterrer sans fin sur l'usage du noir et du rouge, comme quoi la nature en sa palette nous trempe un gendarme en masque ou une bête à bon dieu!

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Gens d'armes du midi - bon-bonne http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c2022 2006-04-09T07:50:15+00:00 bon-bonne Je rebondis :
Ne préfèrerais-tu pas la Christine pour recueillir l'eau de ta vie ?
Mais en cas, attention aux gendarmes qui te cueilleront à la sortie ...

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Gens d'armes du midi - faune-M http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c2020 2006-04-09T02:57:08+00:00 faune-M ben dame! l'une ne va pas forcément sans l'autre!
et quand on rame, une dame Jeanne est bien utile!

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Gens d'armes du midi - hamster dameur http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c2017 2006-04-08T23:25:40+00:00 hamster dameur Si je mets en place une rubrique "dames", tu l'alimentes ?
Je croyais que tu préférais infuser ta science ...
:-)

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Gens d'armes du midi - faune-M http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c2016 2006-04-08T21:39:16+00:00 faune-M t'as pas une rubrique sur le genre dame, filou? car manifester avec les gendarmes, ça va...
pour une position démissionnaire, ok!

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Gens d'armes du midi - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c2014 2006-04-08T13:42:52+00:00 Filou Sur les banderolles rouges et noires, les manifestants souhaitent une position démissionnaire ...

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Gens d'armes du midi - faune-M http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c2010 2006-04-08T12:29:55+00:00 faune-M mais y'en a plein partouze de ces bêtes à deux dos! comment appelle-t-on cette position dans le kamasutra: celle du gendarme couché? pas évidente, en tout cas, si? mais au moins on peut faire chacun autre chose, comme lire le rouge et le noir...

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Gens d'armes du midi - pinck http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c1995 2006-04-05T13:55:25+00:00 pinck
Si le nid est fait...les cicognes sont déjà sur le toit. Leurs petits seront plutôt noirs, les mamans plus méridionales...
Les pyrrhocoris rendent une gentille visite printanière..puis ils s´en vont...leur vie aussi est courte...


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Gens d'armes du midi - myahoo http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c1994 2006-04-05T13:43:51+00:00 myahoo En tout cas, rien à dire, ces bestioles n'ont rien de méchant : même pas l'goût d'amende !

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Gens d'armes du midi - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c1993 2006-04-05T11:11:47+00:00 Filou Tu as raison, Cécile.
Mon nid fait, je m'attaque aux six cognes ...

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Gens d'armes du midi - http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c1992 2006-04-05T10:20:13+00:00 on sent bien le parisien qui découvre la vie ...
bientot un billet sur la cigogne ;))

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Gens d'armes du midi - shandolant http://www.amusoire.net/?2006/04/04/231-#c1991 2006-04-05T02:52:34+00:00 shandolant
Dans un lit, les fumigations de soufre s´imposent ! Richesse linguistique-culturelle (Stendhal et Brel) : des punaises fixe-papiers éthérés et bien odorants ! :) Gens d´armes policés (noir sur rouge). Les yeux sont bleus ? :)

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