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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1865 2006-03-05T15:42:59+00:00 Filou Drôle de récit drôle d'un embedded sur le Foch qui connaît bien les portes à vions...
elryu.blogspot.com/2006/0...

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1681 2006-02-13T09:05:57+00:00 Filou Le Clémenceau perd les eaux

La cour suprême indienne vient de refuser l'entrée du Clem (porte-avion allégé de 30 tonnes) dans ses eaux territoriales et l'invite à se faire démanteler ailleurs ...

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1680 2006-02-13T09:00:40+00:00 Filou Clémenceau "light"

30 tonnes d'amiante envolées dans la nature. Le "Clem" est vraiment en régime ...de croisière ...
Ce long feuille-thon mériterait que l'Amusoire suive le long cours du "Porte-à-rire" sur un billet spécifique.

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1679 2006-02-13T08:51:15+00:00 Filou Clemenceau far away

De dangereux terroristes de la BAC (Brigade activiste des clowns)en dehors de tout calcul, ont porté au ministère de la Défense une réplique d'embarcation baptisée "Clemenceau", avant de la "désamianter" eux-mêmes sous l'oeil de la police :
fr.news.yahoo.com/1202200...

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1632 2006-02-03T17:32:08+00:00 Filou Porte à rire Clemenceau, encore ...

Si maintenant, Bruxelles s'y met ...La Commission européenne demande plus d'information sur le volume d'amiante embarqué sur le porte-avion. L'Etat français s'y oppose arguant que ce navire de guerre (il l'était naguère mais aujourd'hui c'est plus une épave dés-armée qui titube de berges en berges sur la Méditerr-année) n'est pas soumis à la convention de Bâle sur le transport des déchets toxiques.

Si le bâtiment n'alimente pas encore le port d'Alang, il aura en tout cas alimenté les gazettes ...

Heu ...j'ai pas manqué de respect, là ?

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- filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1560 2006-01-29T10:19:15+00:00 filou Porte à rire Clémenceau, la suite.

Après le Clémenceau propre sur lui (la France propose de reprendre ses déchets amiantés) voici que le porte-amiante devient porte-zizanie en Egypte.

fr.news.yahoo.com/2801200...

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- Moussaillon http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1493 2006-01-15T23:11:58+00:00 Moussaillon Sur le Clemenceau, encore un rebondissement :

Les militaires disent que le convoi n'est pas civil. Pourtant, même pour l'armée, la convention de balles devrait s'appliquer ...
:-)

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- pinck http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1477 2006-01-13T16:53:31+00:00 pinck

Mât...urin, l´Irlandais ? du roman noir de succès ! Chef-d´oeuvre : Melmoth ou l´Homme errant" comme le clément seau :)

Blanche Paix :)

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1475 2006-01-13T13:17:53+00:00 Filou Cette organisation (Green Peace) est en effet très ...mature ...:-)

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- pinck http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1474 2006-01-13T12:11:23+00:00 pinck

...quand on croit fermement à une cause...il faut agir :)pour la défendre..
Où le mytherhin court le risque de passer l´arme à gauche ? :)

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1473 2006-01-13T11:51:41+00:00 Filou Mythe errant (la suite) :

Le porte-amiante Clemenceau poursuit sa médiatique traversée à travers la Méditerranée.
Des gars de la "Paix Verte", complètement floqués, viennent à son mât grimper ...

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1448 2006-01-07T09:39:02+00:00 Filou Qui qu'en veut ?

Aux dernières nouvelles, une commission de la cour suprême indienne a émis un premier avis défavorable au désamiantage et au démantèlement en Inde du Clemenceau.

Ne pouvant plus aller se faire voir chez les grecs, le Tigre se voit également refuser le Bengale ...

Sera-t-il condamné à errer dans les mers jusqu'à sa dissolution complète ?

Ainsi est née la légende du Clemenceau volant ...

Pas cool ...

fr.news.yahoo.com/0601200...

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- Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1433 2006-01-01T16:26:45+00:00 Filou 5) Une d'Inde à l'amiante, une !

Maintenant c'est sûr : malgré l'opposition de quatre organisations, le "porte-amiante" Clemenceau a obtenu le permis de se faire défloquer en Inde. Cet engin de guerre risque bien de devenir un engin de mort pour les populations...
fr.news.yahoo.com/3112200...

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- Pim http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1410 2005-12-25T00:05:50+00:00 Pim Lève ton verre Adam, tu boiras du p'tit lait, quitte à en devenir à croc, tu n'en resteras pas muet comme une carpe! ;-)

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- 88 http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1409 2005-12-24T19:16:32+00:00 88
L´alcool à base de poires est délicieux et j´en prends une goutte pour trinquer à notre santé à tous :)

Manzana c´est de l´espagnol, pommes et pomo (d´oro) en italien..quelle culture la mienne ! :)Honteux ce poli glottisme glottique..c´est la faute au dindon amianthé :)

Attention à cette dent de lait :) qui peut se faire passer par un nom propre compliqué à utiliser :)

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- Pim http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1408 2005-12-24T18:50:31+00:00 Pim Manzana = alcool à base de pommes, servi bien frais, ça fait oublier la journée de boulot! ;-)

Quitte à être le dindon de la farce! ;-) Adam la bien dure! Sa dent! ;-)

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- 88 http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1407 2005-12-24T18:10:16+00:00 88
Ben, si le travail c´est la santé..au boulot :)

Carpe dit quoi ? :)

Farcie peut-être avec le dindon aux pommmes 4 Ève..reinettes :)

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- Pim http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1406 2005-12-24T17:39:03+00:00 Pim Ben quoi?!!! Pas d'indice pour le nom de la cloche de Pâques? pas de vacances pour aller tirer les rois? Dommage! :-)
88> Manzana for ever ! ;-)
Carpe dit aime, et je ne suis pas sourde!!
Que la dinde soit désaminatée, bien, mais avec quoi vont t-ils la farcir??

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- 88 http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1405 2005-12-24T15:14:53+00:00 88
Mens sana toujours in corpore sano ? :)

Oui, carpe diem, mais je ne crois plus à ce type de miracles et je suis contre les supplices médievaux !

On a déjà décontaminé Censier Daubenton ? La fac avait commencé ce travail depuis de décennies ! Et l´amitapir, pardon, l´amiante continuera à piquer les poumons là-bas ? Bon vent, les chefs amis hantés ! :) Que la joie revienne !

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- pinck http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/12/24/185-#c1404 2005-12-24T14:35:35+00:00 pinck
Quant au nº 1, vous nous faites du plagiat...l´idée vient d´ici :) mais comme il y a convocation extraordinaire pendant les fêtes, les parlementaires gagnent en double ! Et partent à fêter en famille ..C´est le concept de citoyenneté qui change :)

L´arbre de Noël est montée ici avec des tiges sèches d´un arbrisseau vert qui cotoyait mes hortensias dans le temps..un ami l´a serré au pied, les branches fragiles comme des cheveux blonds ont été enduites d´un produit pour ne pas se casser dans un long voyage - emballage drôle mais sûr - et aujourd´hui le vieux arbre est replanté dans un vrai pot de terre noire, à côté de superbes feuilles vertes et orné d´un joli collier tout bleu-doux, transparent contre le soleil, sans boules ni clochettes de noël..à chacun sa folie..:)donc pas de sapin en plastique...mais un vieil arbre survivant après sa mort :) C´est la loi de Lavoisier :)

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