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Nouvelle embauche - Radis guard http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c901 2005-08-21T17:57:02+00:00 Radis guard

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Nouvelle embauche - Spavento http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c899 2005-08-21T17:22:33+00:00 Spavento

;) ah bon ! je pensais que c´était un pas de deux ! :):)

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Nouvelle embauche - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c897 2005-08-21T16:50:52+00:00 Filou

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Nouvelle embauche - Spavento http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c896 2005-08-21T16:28:59+00:00 Spavento
CDD ? coup de dés ou PDD ?

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Nouvelle embauche - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c895 2005-08-21T16:13:48+00:00 Filou

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Nouvelle embauche - Spavento http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c894 2005-08-21T15:45:44+00:00 Spavento
Moi j´écrirais la charte des métiers de solidarité, mais je suis à court d´ídées, donc preneur des neiges d´anl´tan des Margue rites aux cerfs feuilles...:)

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Nouvelle embauche - kakou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c893 2005-08-21T13:52:17+00:00 kakou Moi, je serais les oiseaux, j'aurais très, mais alors très envie de lui picoter le bout du nez, de me désaltérer à ses arrosoirs et de lui grignoter ses excroissances musicales...
Les épouvantables ne sont plus ce qu'ils étaient!!!

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Nouvelle embauche - Radis guard http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c892 2005-08-21T10:35:25+00:00 Radis guard

* En fait les productions ne sont pas vendues sur le marché mais consommées pour la plupart sur place lors de fêtes organisées entre adhérents]]>
Nouvelle embauche - Radis guard http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c891 2005-08-21T10:22:40+00:00 Radis guard

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Nouvelle embauche - Filou http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c890 2005-08-21T10:10:54+00:00 Filou

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Nouvelle embauche - Spavento http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c889 2005-08-21T05:27:47+00:00 Spavento
;) oui, sans mensonge..tout est relatif... si les portugaises appartiennent aux pucerons ( sssceuci se réproduisent par parthogenèses dansantes ) :) et si c´était des vignes et non des verts...ils entendraient la vie en rose :):) mais à vrai dire est-ce qu´ils ont des antennes sensibles (?)aux cd vierges , sussurant auvents... pour éloigner les douz oiseaux des jardinets arrosés ... le p´ve et poux vantail est si fatiguai, après une embauche si inouïe! :) Et puis y a les ballons, les poissons et tutti quanti...quel boulot, dis donc, chapeau ! :)

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Nouvelle embauche - Pim http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c888 2005-08-21T04:21:16+00:00 Pim Pas de mensonges entre nous... les cd ne sussurent que ce que les oreilles veulent bien entendre.... tout dépend à qui appartiennent ces oreilles...

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Nouvelle embauche - Spavento http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c887 2005-08-20T23:13:43+00:00 Spavento
La peur est à ta Vick chez les oiseaux ! Le balai renversé les invite à se barrer devant cette sculpture que certains diraient trop colorée pour protéger le vers si fragiles dans leurs "parterres" particuliers partagés :). Ce nez est de Pinocchio ? Les c.d. sussurent "quelle étaient verte ma vallée" ? :)

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Nouvelle embauche - Maraicher http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c886 2005-08-20T18:38:46+00:00 Maraicher En effet, il ne rajeunit et est bien mou du bulbe ...
Pourvu que l'expérience aille jusqu'au bout ...

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Nouvelle embauche - ennorab http://www.amusoire.net/?2005/08/19/124-#c885 2005-08-20T17:26:22+00:00 ennorab Joli reportage

Je me permet de dire que cette épouvante ail est envahissante pour ton pote âgé.

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