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samedi 23 décembre 2006

Grande bouffe intersidérale


A 4 milliards d'années lumières de la Terre, une étoile s'est éteinte. Elle a été ingérée par un trou noir géant très concentré. La digestion a été difficile puisque la pauvre a agonisé pendant deux ans sous les yeux d'une équipe d'"astronomateurs".
Où la télé-réalité va-t-elle se nicher ...

Comme la scène s'est passée dans la constellation du Bouvier, peut-être s'agit-il de l'étoile du berger dont on sait qu'il n'y a pas d'heure pour en manger. Auquel cas, je connais des rois-mages qui risquent d'être déboussolés ne sachant maintenant où crécher ...

espace
Dans l'espace, personne ne vous entend manger ...


Désolé pour la qualité du cliché mais cet ogre n'étant pas une lumière, il est difficile de le surprendre pendant ses agapes.

Filou
Noir Désir

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mardi 12 décembre 2006

Gare au wifi !

L'internet sans fil se répand avec plus ou moins de bonheur dans l'univers ferroviaire. Une idée d'avance qui semble parfois prendre quelque retard. Actualisation du billet 2e classe du 08/05/2005.

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