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Calembour du jour - amusoire - humour et fantaisie

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Calembour du jour

La rubrique "Calembour du jour" rassemble des jeux de mots, plaisanteries mitonnés à la maison. Le Calembour,figure de style qui se veut humoristique, est bien décriée : "fiente de l'esprit qui vole au ras des pâquerettes" disait Victor Hugo.

Attention à ne point vous tacher ...


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samedi 9 avril 2011

L'actualité revisitée par l'Amusoire

Quelques calembours d'actualité concoctés par votre ruminant préféré ...

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samedi 29 janvier 2011

Filibert a mis sa Culloch à l'envers

Voilà comment une tronçonneuse égarée, sur Facebook fait jaser ...

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7460 lectures

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samedi 25 décembre 2010

Elucubrations urbaines

Certaines villes de France ont des spécialités bien établies. L'Amusoire en a débusqué quelques unes. Voyons lesquelles ....

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4896 lectures

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mercredi 23 septembre 2009

Le livre de la jungle se ferme


Celle-ci a été arasée, mettant à mal la biodiversité.

Pour Libé, les parias ont remplacé les bourgeois.

Et ils sont plus de six ...

Quoi qu'il en soit, la nature reprendra ses droits et une autre jungle se reformera (cf Sangatte) ...

2195 lectures

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samedi 19 septembre 2009

Grève du lait


Sur la "révolte des producteurs" de lait, l'Humanité titre ce jour :

"Lait : la lutte à larmes blanches"

"Journée blanche" et "marée blanche" sont également très usités par les quotidiens

NDLR : cette "lutte à larmes blanches" dans la baie du Mont-Saint-Michel est appropriée quand on sait que producteurs et distributeurs sont à couteaux tirés ...

Si les premiers n'écoulent plus le lait (sauf sur la grève du Mont), il n'en est pas de même des vaches qui lactent, qui lactent .... Mais il ne faut pas pour autant qu'on les traite, comme le soja, de casseurs de grève ...


Autre question existentielle : de cette terre imbibée de lait que va-t-il naître ? Des haricots-beurre ?

Pendant ce temps,une autre vague, d'eau cette fois, devait remplir la baie du Mont ...

Vu le traitement médiatique accordé en ce moment à ce haut lieu du tourisme manchot pratiquant le bras de mer et de fer à la fois, les montois doivent boire du petit lait ...

N'est-il pas ?

Filou du blog un peu vache

Sur la voie lactée, observez aussi la dent (de lait) contre la grande distribution.

2161 lectures

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mercredi 15 avril 2009

Souffles douleur

Certains climatologues prédisent qu'avec ce réchauffement climatique, il n'y aura plus de guerre froide ...En avez-vous eu vent ?

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2355 lectures

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samedi 11 avril 2009

Blague de Cour

L'émission "2000 ans d'histoire" sur France-Inter évoquait hier le grand Condé qui avait fait la cour au grand Louis.

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6350 lectures

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dimanche 8 février 2009

Calembour musclé


Quand les footballeurs du Real de Madrid sont fatigués, quand ils sont au bord de la crampe avec leurs crampons, comment les appelle-t-on ?

Les gars lactiques ...

Royal*, non ?

Sinon, ils ont un autre nom les madrilènes de Bernabèu. Le connaissez-vous ?

* Aucune allusion à une femme politique qui tacle sec ou à la valeur de cette calembredaine. Juste une proximité sémantique avec le nom "royal" (Real) donné au club par le roi Alphonse XIII d'Espagne.
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dimanche 4 janvier 2009

Saoul titrage

Je me suis toujours demandé par quel miracle la vigne pouvait, au printemps, débourrer ...

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2091 lectures

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mardi 23 septembre 2008

Une nouvelle signature pour le Parti Socialiste


"Vienne l'émotion ..."

2136 lectures

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vendredi 4 avril 2008

Des lits d'initiés


Après ce test-amant, me coucheras-tu sur ton testament ?

free music


2151 lectures

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mardi 11 mars 2008

Lomb'Eire

Un petit jeu de mot débile (là-bas on appelle ça une "conne marrade"), dédié à FrenchMat, un expat talentueux et volatile de la blogosphère qui vient d'émigrer en Irlande.

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2445 lectures

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mercredi 5 mars 2008

Nivologie


"Les sans-logis seront ravis d'apprendre qu'un blanc manteau va les recouvrir"

Heureusement qu'ici, les seuls sans-logis sont les oiseaux ...

Guchan dans les Pyrénées


2494 lectures

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dimanche 2 mars 2008

Salierisme


"Mozart est là mais n'en faisons pas pour autant un fromage.

Qu'il Vienne donc !"

A.S.

mozart à saint céré

Et le voilà !

Dingue comment ce gars réussit à s'insérer ...

... et à s'affranchir des époques !

Il faut dire que ce Theophilus - Amadeus est aimé des Dieux ...

et puis, ce jeune autrichien a tellement de fantaisies ...

Peut-être un jour fera-t-il la Star Ac' ?

:-)

Filou
Mellow man

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3358 lectures

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samedi 16 février 2008

Information flamboyante


La presse à grand tirage est bonne pour la cheminée ...

2529 lectures

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mardi 5 février 2008

Bon filon


L'idéal est d'être comme l'uranium : retraité et enrichi ...

3058 lectures

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mercredi 30 janvier 2008

Sortir de ses gonds


Je ne suis pas un battant, c'est pour cela qu'on m'a mis à la porte ...:-)


3037 lectures

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lundi 28 janvier 2008

Pyréneisme


Le gypaète est désopilant


2925 lectures

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mardi 15 janvier 2008

Vinothérapie

Quelques aphorismes maison à déguster sans glaçons ...

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4825 lectures